who built andrew garfield like that. he has a perfect body like a beautiful ostrich with excellent eyebrows. who is responsible for andrew garfield
i just like how pale she is.
i want to meet you soon ok baby
band members are kinda the opposite of prostitutes because no matter how much money you spend on them they still wont love you
what if every god in every religion exists
like egyptian, hindu, and greek gods alike are all chillin on some clouds
and since every deity has something to control in the mortal world they get into fights on whos turn it is to do the job since there’s more than one
“Helios it’s my turn to rise the sun”
“Ra for the last fucking time you did it last week”
I don’t know what to tell you other than the fact that a giraffe’s heart weighs 22 pounds and that somebody once told me when flies fall in love, their entire brain is rewired to only know loving each other. When one of them dies, their memory becomes blank. I hope you never think about anything as much as I think about waking up next to you during a thunderstorm at 5 am.